The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Like a boss. SCORE 222
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 213
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Logic. SCORE 188
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Real Life Hunger Games SCORE 116
Getting older. SCORE 142
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
A dogs life. SCORE 171
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119