My potted cactus died SCORE 164
When people become butthurt because of words SCORE -7
The Candidates SCORE 7
I think I need to make this SCORE 161
I might have been driving behind Shia LaBeouf this morning. SCORE 11
Caaaaaarl! SCORE 144
Daddy’s home SCORE 14
Instant Karma SCORE 131
Never come between a man and his frosted pop-tarts SCORE 8
It’s universal SCORE 107
Fallout 4 with Dogmeat in a nutshell SCORE 14
Its nice to have friends SCORE 12
Spock Can’t Catch A Break SCORE 8
Determination Level: Parent SCORE 116
Maybe hell is not so bad after all SCORE -3
Trump=Hitler SCORE 15
How To Protect Your Car From Thieves SCORE 16
Time of the Moon-th SCORE 175
These birds are appropriately named as "Flying Apes". SCORE 122
Sequoia Driftwood SCORE 133
Science! SCORE 4
When your cat starts seeing the new tabby that just moved in across the street SCORE 7
Eeny meany miny moe, we can do it fast or slow SCORE 176
True say Shia SCORE 14
OCD Santa SCORE 4
Meanwhile at the supermarket SCORE 8
Cookie Monster is bringing culture and philosophy into your house SCORE 8
Tom Hardy loves every dog SCORE 111
Dad? Since when did you start working there? SCORE 84
Lot of catching up to do SCORE 11
Who else is tired? SCORE 14
So true SCORE -22
