Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Having children SCORE 2
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
Important SCORE 12
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
Complete defeat SCORE 139
So smooth SCORE 12
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Most American things SCORE 5
Why we are friends SCORE -5
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
First world problems SCORE 12
Then and now SCORE 136
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Truth About Happiness SCORE 110
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 127
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 195
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 110
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
I feel IT SCORE 7
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Finally… SCORE 13