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roses+are+red+the+sidewalks+are+grey
He+probably+thought+there+were+two+trees%26%238230%3B
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
The+cutest+lil%26%238217%3B+Puma+will+murder+you+without+much+hesitation.
The cutest lil’ Puma will murder you without much hesitation. SCORE 35
Penwangs+need+to+shower%2C+too.
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 22
Happiest+workplace+2020+award+goes+to%26%238230%3B
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
Above+and+beyond%2C+bud.
Above and beyond, bud. SCORE 31
Meanwhile+in+Australia%26%238230%3B+won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+water+the+birds%3F
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
The+cats+shall+howl%2C+forevermore.
The cats shall howl, forevermore. SCORE 31
Activate+extreme+funk.
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+there+we+20+terrible+families+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Garrett+chhatt.
Garrett chhatt. SCORE 38
This+is+the+Wario+Cosplay+you%26%238217%3Bve+been+searching+for%26%238230%3B
This is the Wario Cosplay you’ve been searching for… SCORE 18
Art+allows+the+dream.
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
The+Future+is+What%3F
The Future is What? SCORE 36
Earn+your+keep%2C+but+don%26%238217%3Bt+fall+for+it.
Earn your keep, but don’t fall for it. SCORE 24
Have+a+very+fishy+birthday%2C+bud.
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Giant+snail+drains+the+life+out+of+the+family+cat%26%238230%3B
Giant snail drains the life out of the family cat… SCORE 22
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+leave%2C+now.
You can’t leave, now. SCORE 26
You%26%238217%3Bll+want+to+outpace+her%26%238230%3B
You’ll want to outpace her… SCORE 16
A+vacation+sounds+nice+right+now.
A vacation sounds nice right now. SCORE 36
Squid+ink+pasta+has+a+way+of%2C+possessing+you%26%238230%3B
Squid ink pasta has a way of, possessing you… SCORE 21
Demono%26%238217%3Bs+delivers.
Demono’s delivers. SCORE 33
You+shall+not+PASSSSSS%21%21
You shall not PASSSSSS!! SCORE 32
And+what+kind+of+house+has+only+three+walls%3F
And what kind of house has only three walls? SCORE 35
That+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+work%26%238230%3B
That wasn’t supposed to work… SCORE 13
They+used+to+build+walls+bad%26%238230%3B
They used to build walls bad… SCORE 25
They+always+ask+about+the+carrot%26%238230%3B
They always ask about the carrot… SCORE 11
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+resist+the+puppo%26%238230%3B
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
No+thanks%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+just+hold+it+later%26%238230%3B
No thanks, I’ll just hold it later… SCORE 23
What+a+knob%26%238230%3B
What a knob… SCORE 21
%26%238230%3Bput+you+down+as+a+no+show%2C+thanks+bud.
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
That+should+do+the+job%26%238230%3B
That should do the job… SCORE 37
Thanks+mom%26%238230%3B
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
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Every+time+I+make+plans+with+someone.
Every time I make plans with someone. SCORE 18
Jon+Jacobsen%26%238217%3Bs+art
Jon Jacobsen’s art SCORE 4
Troll+the+crappy+parkers.
Troll the crappy parkers. SCORE 170
the+four+natural+elements
the four natural elements SCORE 99
The+Minarets+by+Mammoth+Lakes%2C+CA
The Minarets by Mammoth Lakes, CA SCORE 16
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correct SCORE 11
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