You look delicous… SCORE -3
I only say ‘bless you’ twice. SCORE 170
Tornadbow SCORE 247
The risk is too high SCORE 8
Chess set made entirely of dead mice. SCORE -15
aww thanks, dog. SCORE 8
No matter if it’s freezing cold or boiling hot… SCORE 10
Stop moving bro, you’re my pillow. SCORE 184
What sorcery is this? SCORE 14
Whoop C. SCORE 178
Do want. SCORE 135
Harry Potter SCORE 12
In about 20 years… SCORE 270
Help! SCORE 11
This guy takes april fools to another level SCORE 205
Friends are good. SCORE 151
Fair question… SCORE 121
Jim Gaffigan on trying to convince readers to buy his book SCORE 238
If it fits… SCORE 104
Childhood. SCORE 227
Happy Mew Year! SCORE 3
The gym on New Year’s day. SCORE 5
Perpetual motion. SCORE 127
My boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me! SCORE 165
Fluorite SCORE 10
The Hamburglar. SCORE 142
The Beagles. SCORE 107
Keeping the squirrel out of the bird feeder SCORE 114
My life goal SCORE 19
Oscar does a handstand… SCORE 42
Free hotels for ladies on their period SCORE 22
Play time with piggy. SCORE 153
