
You look delicous… SCORE -3

I only say ‘bless you’ twice. SCORE 170

Tornadbow SCORE 247

The risk is too high SCORE 8

Chess set made entirely of dead mice. SCORE -15

aww thanks, dog. SCORE 8

No matter if it’s freezing cold or boiling hot… SCORE 10

Stop moving bro, you’re my pillow. SCORE 184

What sorcery is this? SCORE 14

Whoop C. SCORE 178

Do want. SCORE 135

Harry Potter SCORE 12

In about 20 years… SCORE 270

Help! SCORE 11

This guy takes april fools to another level SCORE 205

Friends are good. SCORE 151

Fair question… SCORE 121

Jim Gaffigan on trying to convince readers to buy his book SCORE 238

If it fits… SCORE 104

Childhood. SCORE 227

Happy Mew Year! SCORE 3

The gym on New Year’s day. SCORE 5

Perpetual motion. SCORE 127

My boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me! SCORE 165

Fluorite SCORE 10

The Hamburglar. SCORE 142

The Beagles. SCORE 107

Keeping the squirrel out of the bird feeder SCORE 114

My life goal SCORE 19

Oscar does a handstand… SCORE 42

Free hotels for ladies on their period SCORE 22

Play time with piggy. SCORE 153