grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
just one day… SCORE 23
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
the racc attacc SCORE 12
if i just lay here SCORE 10
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
proof that gluten-intolerant people can’t skateboard SCORE 14
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 20
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
insane in the membrane SCORE 16
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
FYI: SCORE 22
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
oops hehe SCORE 8
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 3
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
you’re hired SCORE 22
playing hard to get SCORE 18
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
so this is where they go when it rains men SCORE 11
this is quite the life SCORE 12
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
i relly trid SCORE 32