Leafblower can! SCORE 206
Brainy’s the new sexy. SCORE 213
Marriage Equality SCORE 20
One does not simply use super glue without sticking his own fingers SCORE 23
It’s hard to tell. SCORE 190
Friendzoned by the wifi SCORE 152
Wisdom. SCORE 235
Bed cartography. SCORE 10
Every time I watch a scary movie. SCORE 14
Nailed it. SCORE 22
google… SCORE 164
Ho-ho-homicide SCORE 249
Sorry, no matches. SCORE 227
Hey.. Whatcha thinking about? SCORE 21
Big girls don’t cry… SCORE 2
Realistic Barbie. SCORE 190
The two stages of winter. SCORE 88
Scooter flip. SCORE 154
like a pokeball SCORE 208
Words SCORE 14
cat in the hat or turtle? SCORE 16
I’m a hooman! SCORE 17
Super Bowel SCORE 10
Cookie Monster wisdom SCORE 161
You tried. SCORE 358
#Oh no U dint SCORE 295
The results of your stool sample are in… SCORE 7
Now kith! SCORE -13
Life of a doctor. SCORE 162
Words. SCORE 197
Cute until… SCORE 179
Kitty as Sherlock as Benedict Cumbercat. SCORE 120