
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

A voice we can trust SCORE 53

Always be nice to crows SCORE 30

I just became more metal SCORE 34

Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58

Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48

Mother fluffer SCORE 38

Only on days that end in y SCORE 40

Satan is a fish SCORE 42

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50

Busted! SCORE 31

Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 75

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9

We both go down, together SCORE 55

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -35

Real American hero SCORE 40

A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40

15, max. SCORE 50

I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37

F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35

I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52

Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42

80 hours these days SCORE -16

And I’ll do it again SCORE 38

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

Dreams do come true SCORE 65

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34