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Chill%2C+Will.
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
go+outside+and+garden
go outside and garden SCORE 45
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+recipe+for+hot+German+potato+salad%2C+allegedly%26%238230%3B
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Do+not+arm+the+cockroaches%26%238230%3B
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+personal+decision
It’s a personal decision SCORE 37
Pike+Place+Market+Seattle%2C+WA%2C+circa+2020
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 46
Joffrey+is+currently+filming+his+next+venture.
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 20
Haven%26%238217%3Bt+liked+a+selfie+in+a+while%26%238230%3B
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 36
Burrito+tape.
Burrito tape. SCORE 28
Essential+items+only.
Essential items only. SCORE 33
Pride%2C+NYC
Pride, NYC SCORE 35
Dadscream.
Dadscream. SCORE 25
Officer+Karen+McMuffin+needs+to+switch+to+a+Joan+Fabrics+career.
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 14
Cosplay+of+the+year+award%26%238230%3B+CRONK
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
Who+cuts+toast%3F
Who cuts toast? SCORE 28
WAIT+A+MINUTE
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 29
50+cents+is+50+cents%26%238230%3B
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Peak+romance
Peak romance SCORE 32
Y%26%238217%3Ball+we+just+joined+forces.
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 34
Treat+your+kids+well.
Treat your kids well. SCORE 40
Can+we+get+a+public+panel+with+the+aforementioned+authorities%2C+please%3F
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Motivational+bear+bro.
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 24
My+dying+body%3A
My dying body: SCORE 18
Boinks+not+borks.
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
le+sigh%26%238230%3B
le sigh… SCORE 41
The+media+is+performing+exactly+as+they+intend.
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
I+guess+I%26%238217%3Bm+just+here+to+watch+the+world+burn%26%238230%3B
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 24
No+one+can+prove+they+weren%26%238217%3Bt+secretly+married
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 38
Pedophilia+is+not+an+accident%26%238230%3B
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
I+do+not+believe+you.
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
Movie+scene+request
Movie scene request SCORE 28
They+are+trying+so+heard+to+keep+us+divided.
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 44
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Underwear+thinks+this+is+a+good+idea%2C+but+cereal+doesn%26%238217%3Bt%3F
Underwear thinks this is a good idea, but cereal doesn’t? SCORE 101
Nooooo%21
Nooooo! SCORE 71
She+will+literally+rest+her+head+on+anything
She will literally rest her head on anything SCORE 80
%26quot%3BYou+won%26%238217%3Bt+believe+this+one+crazy+thing+that+this+tumblrista+said%21%26quot%3B
"You won’t believe this one crazy thing that this tumblrista said!" SCORE 152
Bob+Dylan
Bob Dylan SCORE 41
Relationship+Status
Relationship Status SCORE 59
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