Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
This happens way too often SCORE 11
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Because Cute SCORE 16
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Things To do. SCORE 16
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
