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Happiness+is+a+warm+puppy.
Career+options+are+actually+pretty+limited%26%238230%3B
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Do+the+blink%21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Issa+side+quest.
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Steal+the+world%21
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
This+is+not+the+cake+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Technically+you+give+a+little+fuc%26%238230%3B
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Dolly+Parton+just+help+cure+AIDS%2C+basically.
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gunner+the+good+doge.
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
RIP+yahoo+answers
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Sloooowwwww+gato.
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
hello+little+friend
hello little friend SCORE 20
Do+I+even+care%26%238230%3B%3F
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Let+the+gatos+drink.
Let the gatos drink. SCORE 23
sent+via+FAX
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
He+has+never+felt+so+empowered.
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Tell+that+to+krunk+me+%40+2AM%26%238230%3B
Tell that to krunk me @ 2AM… SCORE 29
2022+me+has+a+familiar+vibe+about+it.
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
You+get+that+bank+though%2C+Gwyneth.
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
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I%26%238217%3Bm+pregnant%2C+not+drunk+scumbag.
I’m pregnant, not drunk scumbag. SCORE 53
You+finally+broke+us%2C+2016
You finally broke us, 2016 SCORE 115
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