he did it because he could SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
there were no survivors SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
cats always come first SCORE 27
clever girl SCORE 40
i can never find the words SCORE 45
i wonder why SCORE 39
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
oh wow SCORE 48
too late SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
important psa SCORE 44
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
must pet the pet SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i also laughed SCORE 56
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
