He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 204
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 101
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 187
Every Olympics Ever SCORE 58
Today is going to be great… SCORE 79
Blind spot SCORE 75
Twist! SCORE 139
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
So that’s how they get tangled… SCORE 80
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
English is weird. SCORE 95
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Realistic Indiana Jones Movies SCORE 115
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 48
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Liz… SCORE 123
If you need to stay warm this winter. SCORE 111
A PhD in history SCORE 121
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Savage SCORE 165
