50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Oh my SCORE 29
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Nailed it SCORE 11
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Needs more white SCORE 23
Problem solved SCORE 34
The original is still the king SCORE 39
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
For me? SCORE 45
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
Awkward SCORE 69
Call 911 SCORE 17
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Jinkies! SCORE 63
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
