Slow Robot
When+you+piss+off+Sarge
or+women+%3A%2F
or women :/ SCORE 9
Three.
Three. SCORE 192
What+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+to+own+a+cat.
What it’s like to own a cat. SCORE 176
The+object+to+your+left%26%238230%3B
The object to your left… SCORE 5
Looks+like.
Looks like. SCORE 270
Soon.
Soon. SCORE 89
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+short%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+compact.
I’m not short, I’m compact. SCORE 257
Replace+guns+with+thumbs.
Replace guns with thumbs. SCORE 97
How+pandas+are+made.
How pandas are made. SCORE 139
Meow
Meow SCORE 0
Pounce%21
Pounce! SCORE 168
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Electro
Electro SCORE -7
NOPE.
NOPE. SCORE 13
How+I+solve+Rubik%26%238217%3Bs+Cubes.
How I solve Rubik’s Cubes. SCORE 161
Good+dog+Milo.
Good dog Milo. SCORE 287
Where+lemonade+comes+from.
Where lemonade comes from. SCORE 145
Adventure+Time+meets+Star+Wars.
Adventure Time meets Star Wars. SCORE 72
Nom+Nom+Nom
Nom Nom Nom SCORE 2
This+is+how+low+I%26%238217%3Bve+sunken.
This is how low I’ve sunken. SCORE 246
Bizarro+high+heels.
Bizarro high heels. SCORE 135
Where+Children+Sleep%3A+Portraits+From+Around+The+World.
Where Children Sleep: Portraits From Around The World. SCORE 293
Like+cows+needed+to+be+any+more+delicious.
Like cows needed to be any more delicious. SCORE 141
How+to+brush+your+teeth+like+a+real+man.
How to brush your teeth like a real man. SCORE 95
These+penguins+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+kangaroos.
These penguins think they’re kangaroos. SCORE 151
A+few+hours+after+I+eat+at+Taco-Bell.
A few hours after I eat at Taco-Bell. SCORE 151
There+can+only+be+one
There can only be one SCORE 383
Your+face+while+reading+this+post.
Your face while reading this post. SCORE 187
Because+cats+are+jerks%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+why.
Because cats are jerks, that’s why. SCORE 84
Shave+the+whales.
Shave the whales. SCORE 83
The+power+of+a+leather+jacket.
The power of a leather jacket. SCORE 232
Whenever+I+go+shoe+shopping.
Whenever I go shoe shopping. SCORE 196
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narrator+%2Abut+they+didn%26%238217%3Bt+stop%2A
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
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the war we never saw coming SCORE 27
i%26%238217%3Bll+be+ready+this+time
i’ll be ready this time SCORE 24
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and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
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gotta keep the illusion alive SCORE 27
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a new home and revenge SCORE 41
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