
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6

What about Linux? SCORE 45

The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5

While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6

Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31

My resume lied SCORE 30

Just keep swimming SCORE 37

Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26

I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31

With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40

I love that spatula so much SCORE 62

All hail King Kitten SCORE 27

When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31

What year is ist? SCORE 34

It’s for your own good SCORE 25

Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62

ENCORE! SCORE 22

Flying first class SCORE 24

Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31

request denied SCORE 30

The end is nigh SCORE 39

Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35

Are you there, God? SCORE 21

Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24

Stress relief SCORE 45

Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40

Sounds painful SCORE 28

Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42

My dream day SCORE 24

Problem solved SCORE 42

What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28

The truth is self evident SCORE 27