we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
how could you, son? SCORE 41
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
advantage me? SCORE 54
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
horny bbq SCORE 30
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
they blocked my number SCORE 16
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
like that! SCORE 53
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
textbook-ception SCORE 50
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
porn title SCORE 39
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
today was a good day SCORE 38
i want to squash his face SCORE 46
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
genius SCORE 26
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
rowboatcop SCORE 26