dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24
my work ethic is unparalleled SCORE 18
you can never leave SCORE 12
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
historical tears SCORE 31
she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
you can keep him SCORE 18
i did not mean to make that face out loud SCORE 23
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
it’s called a sunflower for a reason SCORE 29
what item are you handing a chameleon? SCORE 19
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10
why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
the best at mental health… SCORE 33
the cutest criminal SCORE 23
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12
productively lazy SCORE 18
a bed time rockstar SCORE 25
i’ll pay more attention next time SCORE 12
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
human infested houses SCORE 32
she earned her pony SCORE 40
there goes the surprise SCORE 21