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Can%26%238217%3Bt+win
SCORE 84
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 27
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 41
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
The+art+of+war.
The art of war. SCORE 20
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 31
The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 26
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All+you+need+to+know+about+America%26%238230%3B
All you need to know about America… SCORE 155
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Thanks… SCORE 123
Parroting+done+right.
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
A+very+clever+conservation+campaign+in+Nairobi.
A very clever conservation campaign in Nairobi. SCORE 144
A+Mexican+magician.
A Mexican magician. SCORE 203
Well+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+something+you+see+every+day
Well that’s not something you see every day SCORE 128
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