Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Columbian Man SCORE 172
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Poor moon… SCORE 13
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Whipped. SCORE 9
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Pump action bike SCORE 12
There are two types of girls on Halloween. SCORE 185
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Was not excepting that… SCORE 107
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Or die trying… SCORE 170
Pulsing heart SCORE 17
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
British doctors. SCORE 260
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
