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We+offer+great+short-term+interest+SQUIRREL%21
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work… SCORE 9
It+all+unfolded
It all unfolded SCORE 15
THE+FLOOR+IS+LAVA
THE FLOOR IS LAVA SCORE 23
He%26%238217%3Bs+great+at+parties+too.
He’s great at parties too. SCORE 14
Bill+Gates+has+a+periodic+table+mounted+in+his+office+with+a+samples+of+each+element+inside+of+it
Bill Gates has a periodic table mounted in his office with a samples of each element inside of it SCORE 27
Introvert+Batteries+need+charging.
Introvert Batteries need charging. SCORE 29
The+door+of+a+1925+Rolls+Royce+Phantom
The door of a 1925 Rolls Royce Phantom SCORE 30
%26%238230%3Band+here+we+Go.
…and here we Go. SCORE 31
Buckle+up%2C+it
Buckle up, it SCORE 28
%2Aconfused+tweeting%2A
*confused tweeting* SCORE 25
Hurdling+is+not+for+everyone.
Hurdling is not for everyone. SCORE 24
You+will+not+be+invited+to+my+house+warming+party%26%238230%3B
You will not be invited to my house warming party… SCORE 24
back+in+my+day%26%238230%3B
back in my day… SCORE 44
The+Holy+Struggle
The Holy Struggle SCORE 23
Pspspspspspsps
Pspspspspspsps SCORE 31
Starbucks+cares+about+the+environment%2C+apparently.
Starbucks cares about the environment, apparently. SCORE 27
Loudwire+should+shut+up+a+little+bit.
Loudwire should shut up a little bit. SCORE 26
NOW+KISS%21+%26%238211%3B+Bong+Joon%2C+probably.
NOW KISS! – Bong Joon, probably. SCORE 21
Chewbacca+live+extraordinarily+long+lives.
Chewbacca live extraordinarily long lives. SCORE 31
Sleep+goooood
Sleep goooood SCORE 18
Family+guy+nailed+it%2C+somehow.
Family guy nailed it, somehow. SCORE 17
1905+fireman%26%238217%3Bs+bike
1905 fireman’s bike SCORE 26
Latch+on%2C+we%26%238217%3Bve+got+places+to+go.
Latch on, we’ve got places to go. SCORE 29
Oh+good%2C+we+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+burn+the+building.
Oh good, we don’t have to burn the building. SCORE 22
Cheeseburger+problems.
Cheeseburger problems. SCORE 27
The+barcode+on+a+Finnish+snack+is+a+tiny+forest%21
The barcode on a Finnish snack is a tiny forest! SCORE 29
Nice+one%2C+Thom.
Nice one, Thom. SCORE 35
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+your+fault.
It’s not your fault. SCORE 31
The+evolution+of+Ms.+Kondo%26%238230%3B
The evolution of Ms. Kondo… SCORE 25
Are+you+thick%3F
Are you thick? SCORE 20
Life+cycle+of+my+mood.
Life cycle of my mood. SCORE 27
It+really+does+work+like+that.
It really does work like that. SCORE 30
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