it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 13
i meannnnn SCORE 0
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 26
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 42
one happy smiley man SCORE 25
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 9
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 19
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 22
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
the good life SCORE 35
the most important preference SCORE 24
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 7
there has to be balance SCORE 34
that cat is living its best life SCORE 16
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 14
oh nO SCORE 46
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 18
barts beware SCORE 9
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 18
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 61
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
from fluff to scruff SCORE 45
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 19
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -6
need eat the cöld SCORE 17
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 22
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 22
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 13
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
i said what i said SCORE 29
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 22
