every segment on the news SCORE 13
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 12
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 31
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
cats find a way SCORE 23
did i stutter? SCORE 12
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i like bananas SCORE 9
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
zero traction SCORE 11
working cat SCORE 20
is this satire? SCORE 14
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
memorable first customer SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
