cute winking cat SCORE 19
muggle born SCORE 14
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
help, i woke up SCORE 32
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
space facts on your back SCORE 37
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
no SCORE 23
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10