how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 30
where do i apply SCORE 12
aw, rats SCORE 22
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
i dont even know what to say SCORE 24
i have important research to do SCORE 21
a true classic SCORE -9
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 37
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 42
name that book SCORE 30
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 18
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
getting good work done SCORE 22
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 23
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 36
which one are you? SCORE 31
a+ sign SCORE 31
consider this fact SCORE 20
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 17
a severe whalement SCORE 4
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 28
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 38
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 32
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 12
