saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
neow SCORE 31
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
hot take! SCORE 59
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
real life based on a jim carrey movie SCORE 23
she’s gonna marry him SCORE 54
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
my daily workout SCORE 24
he loved his work SCORE 31
food art SCORE 52
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
literally any fact SCORE 52
