Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Hello fren. SCORE 27
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
