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Fisherman+found+this+two-foot-long+pearl+which+weighs+%7E75+lbs.+inside+a+giant+clam+ten+years+ago.+He+kept+it+under+his+bed+ever+since.+It+may+be+worth+%24100+Million+%28USD%29
Letter+sent+by+A+Singaporean+Principal+before+exams
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 24
Steal+the+world%21
Steal the world! SCORE 20
Get+this+kid+an+%5Bf%5Dork%21
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
The+ol%26%238217%3B+switcherooo
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
sent+via+FAX
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Your+UberEats+has+arrived%26%238230%3B
Your UberEats has arrived… SCORE 25
Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Do+the+blink%21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Am+I+being+dog+fished+right+meow..%3F
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 18
Coming+to+a+warehouse+near+you%26%238230%3B
Coming to a warehouse near you… SCORE 25
Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Dance+the+night+away.
Dance the night away. SCORE 30
He+has+never+felt+so+empowered.
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
I+SEE
I SEE SCORE 24
%2Ahave
*have SCORE 16
Udderly+Victimised
Udderly Victimised SCORE 27
Memory+Foam+can+get+stuffed.
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Words.
Words. SCORE 9
Sopa%21
Sopa! SCORE 30
Seems+reasonable+to+me%26%238230%3B
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 19
On+my+way%2C+Padre%21
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Fact+checked.
Fact checked. SCORE 20
We+rarely+deserve+dogs.
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 24
I+wonder+how+many+calories+are+burned+washing+hands%26%238230%3B
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
The+mosquitoes+are+coming%26%238230%3B
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 24
Remember+when+MTV+was+for+music
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
Everybody+loves+an+origin+story.
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
The+Return+of+the+Cardboard
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Satanicly+cheesy%21
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 17
Papa+don%26%238217%3Bt+preach%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+in+trouble+deep%26%238230%3B
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 17
Thanks+Gandhi%21
Thanks Gandhi! SCORE 21
A+little+space+please%2C+hefe%26%238230%3B
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
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