I’m a snail. SCORE 183
Dear parents. SCORE 239
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
’nuff said SCORE -4
Genius. SCORE 353
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 669
Life of No. SCORE 73
Beauty… SCORE 374
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
The origin of the world’n most Notorious Villain SCORE -2
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
choose wisely SCORE -2
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
Give me pets. SCORE 247
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Me too. SCORE 222
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
