Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Funny not funny SCORE 55
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Every time. SCORE 37
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Mama no. SCORE 52
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I GUESS SCORE 45
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
+ cry. SCORE 118
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
