thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i feel seen SCORE 31
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
the shape of soup SCORE 45
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
the original American badass SCORE 88
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
which do you choose? SCORE 23
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
everything is south america now SCORE 47
oh sweet release SCORE 50
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
rude diet SCORE 36
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
come to daddy! SCORE 30
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
cozy SCORE 36
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
