no SCORE 22
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 35
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 12
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 18
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 11
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 33
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 24
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
help, i woke up SCORE 31
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25
a true work of art SCORE 12
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
space facts on your back SCORE 36
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 12
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 28
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 30
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 44
muggle born SCORE 13
