
no SCORE 22

my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14

we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 35

if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10

i am your coffee maker SCORE 12

1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 18

Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 11

turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32

how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9

i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27

wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 33

bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7

there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 24

if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12

help, i woke up SCORE 31

every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25

a true work of art SCORE 12

you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10

space facts on your back SCORE 36

my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4

friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21

i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20

marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8

a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 12

the weezered of oz SCORE -2

the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 28

if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18

terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32

me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14

rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 30

shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 44

muggle born SCORE 13