The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on some hard times SCORE 81
When the hot pockets call, you answer SCORE 132
Andrew SCORE 83
Especially Frozen & Moana SCORE 73
Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress SCORE 129
Livin’ the God Life SCORE 97
Why don’t you come over anymore? SCORE 95
Funny not funny. SCORE 144
Suckers… SCORE 88
I’d like to have a serious word with whoever said that SCORE 77
OMG! An angel! SCORE 91
So I was out delivering on my route today and saw this, made my day. SCORE 156
Till death do us part SCORE 110
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 93
Achievement unlocked. SCORE 105
Coquette hummingbird SCORE 101
Boomers, man. SCORE 108
♪ Drop like an earthquake ♪ SCORE 172
Superb SCORE 103
Blending into the background SCORE 166
Nice SCORE 70
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing – Yeah?… SCORE 52
Hair dryer from 1981 SCORE 74
Undoing the knot SCORE 109
Me flirting… SCORE 77
Paying my rent in Venmo, accidentally hit request instead SCORE 72
Spellcooking SCORE 136
12/10 good boy! SCORE 105
Chipotle always greedy SCORE 105
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 35
When you want to help your team but you don’t know how SCORE 106
Literary Masterpiece SCORE 124
