"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
The lies parents tell their children. SCORE 182
I’m doing it right then… SCORE 6
This hot tub is built into the bay! SCORE 10
Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
Seems legit. SCORE 145
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
How do I begin to explain Hermione Granger? SCORE 232
The American dream. SCORE 9
Fear. SCORE 7
Uhhhhhh, yeah… SCORE 10
Everyone needs a Clara SCORE 213
Flirting. SCORE 18
So close SCORE 15
Best conversation ever… SCORE 115
Googled motivational tattoos, was not disappointed SCORE 14
Religion. SCORE 119
My decision not to have kids. SCORE 15
Emo horse. SCORE 187
My girlfriend’s grandmother just got her first iPhone SCORE 16
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
Just for the Gentlemen SCORE -2
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
How to name the child you hate. SCORE 134
Just wait… SCORE 210
Massive Star Wars Sculpture For Snow Festival SCORE 17
Chick flicks. SCORE 208
A Single Light Bulb SCORE 199
Nokia. SCORE 15
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
Reasons to date me. SCORE 150