Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Plot twist! SCORE 41
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 34
easy money SCORE 29
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
For me? SCORE 45
Nailed it SCORE 11
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Awkward SCORE 69
Same… SCORE 53
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54