you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
cats always come first SCORE 27
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
delete my number SCORE 28
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i wonder why SCORE 39
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
i also laughed SCORE 56
must pet the pet SCORE 37
irony man SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 48
i can never find the words SCORE 45
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
clever girl SCORE 40
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
he did it because he could SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
