So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
I would watch this SCORE 110
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
How weather works SCORE 68
Self control SCORE 100
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Global Warming SCORE 183
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
My kind of bed SCORE -71
English is weird. SCORE 95
Twist! SCORE 138
Not today. SCORE 205
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
So you like metal? SCORE 144
