My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. SCORE 190
oh, you don’t like me? SCORE 16
Priorities. SCORE 130
If animals could talk, would we still kill them for food? SCORE 165
Accurate. SCORE 205
Defibrillator toaster. SCORE 138
You think you’re pretty smart… SCORE 274
A dog’s life. SCORE 164
Nap timez. SCORE 121
Yay books! SCORE 263
Go away paper clip SCORE 132
Arrows… SCORE 396
But no… don’t go! SCORE 173
5 things to avoid on your first date. SCORE 159
and this is why I’m fat… SCORE 195
Grammar Nazi problems. SCORE 205
Best bridge ever. SCORE 152
Accurate. SCORE 402
Om nom nom. SCORE 166
Dumbledore can party rock SCORE 18
A cruel trick to play. SCORE 475
Priorities. SCORE 131
Why you should own a dog. SCORE 86
Extreme nausea. SCORE 6
Oreo abuse. SCORE 221
Andrew Skywalker SCORE 18
Never give up on your dreams. SCORE 114
You’re not handicapped… SCORE 211
Spiderman’s revenge. SCORE 178
Then vs. Now. SCORE 175
Sassy owl is sassy. SCORE 200
Legendary facts about How I Met Your Mother. SCORE 247
