
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26

Let it happen. SCORE 33

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28

Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 16

Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22

To the rescue? SCORE 23

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

Le sigh… SCORE 26

We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 20

Be petty SCORE 35

281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35

Long live the queen!? SCORE 29

Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27

2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 32

Absolute class. SCORE 24

Corona bad. SCORE 27

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 29

Nailed it. SCORE 39

Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29

Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29

Preach, Papa. SCORE 40

We need you, bud. SCORE 18

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

Preparation pays off. SCORE 99

This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14

🤔 SCORE 19

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26

We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 28