Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Mama no. SCORE 52
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
I GUESS SCORE 45
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
+ cry. SCORE 118
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39