The cake is a lie. SCORE 115
The perfect size SCORE 91
Morally Questionable Boy SCORE 88
Stank SCORE 113
Burn her. SCORE 73
Progress: Graduated from crash test school! SCORE 42
Joey Tribbiani: Good Guy SCORE 154
You had one job SCORE 127
This sign at my local church SCORE 113
happy birthday SCORE 120
I can’t believe it either SCORE 128
OR WORSE… SCORE 84
Deer SCORE 81
Checks out. SCORE 91
Bear with me for a moment… SCORE 82
Game, Set, Match. SCORE 87
My mom’s pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial. SCORE 91
The recently discovered Giant Squid Nebula in the constellation Cepheus SCORE 84
High school in one tweet SCORE 90
I can’t be sure… SCORE 78
Perpetual energy SCORE 125
Every time. SCORE 83
Pranks of mass destruction SCORE 78
Shut up take take my money. SCORE 128
Vvvv Rare Educated Good Boye SCORE 72
High protein shyte SCORE 79
Stairs are hard. SCORE 130
How to be a writer 101 SCORE 87
Someone call a shark doctor! SCORE 119
Goddammit, Bort SCORE 104
Mine was the Pacific theater of World War II SCORE 117
Doggo has wares if you have coin SCORE 89
