
Every morning. SCORE 296

mi nombre es juan pérez SCORE 19

Proud moment reaching 100 SCORE -11

Like winning the lottery. SCORE 198

Maximum derp. SCORE 70

As a Game of Thrones fan, yes. SCORE 201

morning people… SCORE 15

Left The Bathroom Pretty Sad… SCORE -1

How Punny SCORE 10

Magic. SCORE 281

First They’re Sour, Then You’re Dead SCORE 7

Never have I been so wrong… SCORE 216

that time the cat call worked SCORE -4

Reptiles. SCORE 317

thanks for the lift mum SCORE 220

Probably SCORE 4

This is Halloween SCORE 13

So that’s how it started… SCORE 255

Words. SCORE 210

Wrong Number SCORE 5

My Love SCORE 174

being a time traveller can get confusing SCORE 32

Like A Good Neighbor SCORE 19

Diary of a sad cat SCORE 7

Just cried a bit SCORE 31

College life SCORE 10

Hey there stud muffin SCORE 25

I declare a time war SCORE 316

Whenever I go on a diet. SCORE 152

Sonder (noun) SCORE 26

Good Guy Galifianakis SCORE 521

I used to think gas was expensive… SCORE 181