Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 115
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 99
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 95
Ooops? SCORE 119
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany SCORE 93
When you cancel your uber SCORE 58
I have a boyfriend SCORE 98
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Just let me go SCORE 49
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
He’s a meth lab SCORE 55
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 199
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
When you realize school is about to start soon SCORE 68
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
This is adorable SCORE 134
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 109
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 130
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Not even once SCORE 58
The Real Walk Of Shame SCORE 98
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
The truth hurts SCORE 40
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
