all these years later still funny SCORE 25
this is probably true SCORE 12
excuse me??? SCORE 21
vampyramid scheme SCORE 26
good question SCORE 29
look at all the pretty colors! SCORE 25
he has taco bell SCORE 30
i am the night SCORE 32
how to get your kids to behave during the holidays SCORE 11
and this is the third day in a row i’m eating it for lunch SCORE 15
be like aragorn SCORE 22
this flower is so metal SCORE 20
once you hit 30 everything falls apart SCORE 24
i regret everything! SCORE 16
every time i do it makes me laugh SCORE 4
gotta pay the bills! SCORE 29
goats have their own physics SCORE 18
the ocean is gazpacho SCORE 14
just be rich! SCORE 35
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 9
you can’t ‘c’ in the dark SCORE 15
don’t judge me SCORE 22
the cat gets the house SCORE 33
it totally dew SCORE 11
busted! SCORE 27
one of us SCORE 20
i hate you, i just don’t know why yet SCORE 26
you’re friends with a demon SCORE 17
and just like that a classic was born SCORE 25
and now i want to touch it SCORE 13
you need an adult SCORE 19
so i have a confession to make SCORE 9