don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
so true SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
5 days a week SCORE 45
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
must pet the pet SCORE 37
pebble and roll SCORE 65
bad ass SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
cats always come first SCORE 27
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
there were no survivors SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
oh wow SCORE 48
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36