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You+Know+Why+Adults+Ask+Kids%3F
There+are+two+types+of+people%26%238230%3B
There are two types of people… SCORE 20
We+are+very+proud+of+the+lil+jelly%26%238217%3Bs.
We are very proud of the lil jelly’s. SCORE 22
Lizards+listen+lovingly.
Lizards listen lovingly. SCORE 29
More+screen+time+is+the+answer.
More screen time is the answer. SCORE 13
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+scourge+upon+our+forests.
You’re a scourge upon our forests. SCORE 24
For+the+guest+throne+room%26%238230%3B
For the guest throne room… SCORE 22
Hours+of+my+day%26%238230%3B+gone.
Hours of my day… gone. SCORE 34
Warmth+confirmed%2C+and+appreciated.
Warmth confirmed, and appreciated. SCORE 23
Kitty+parts.
Kitty parts. SCORE 26
Let+the+cats+have+options.
Let the cats have options. SCORE 19
This+is+a+talent%21
This is a talent! SCORE 23
Matches+that+really+send+a+message%26%238230%3B
Matches that really send a message… SCORE 36
I%26%238217%3Bm+afraid+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+do+that%26%238230%3B
I’m afraid I can’t do that… SCORE 18
Greetings%26%238230%3B+do+you+require+wares+of+which+I+posses%3F
Greetings… do you require wares of which I posses? SCORE 29
Love+thy+neighbour%2C+also%26%238230%3B
Love thy neighbour, also… SCORE 22
and+maybe+2022%2C+too%21
and maybe 2022, too! SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bll+actually+pass+on+that+one.+Thanks.
I’ll actually pass on that one. Thanks. SCORE 19
Recommended+quarterly+for+best+results.
Recommended quarterly for best results. SCORE 27
Gouda+to+know%26%238230%3B
Gouda to know… SCORE 30
Read+the+humans.
Read the humans. SCORE 22
Banks+know+too+much%26%238230%3B
Banks know too much… SCORE 31
This+explains+Pennywise+and+his+antics.
This explains Pennywise and his antics. SCORE 27
Oil+dips.
Oil dips. SCORE 26
In+other+words%2C+get+bent.
In other words, get bent. SCORE 32
This+pastor+deserves+tax+exempt+status%2C+probably.
This pastor deserves tax exempt status, probably. SCORE 33
Use+the+right+tool+for+the+job%2C+basically.
Use the right tool for the job, basically. SCORE 31
Let+me+be+the+first+to+apologize+for+the+slanderous+way+in+which+I+previously+communicated%26%238230%3B
Let me be the first to apologize for the slanderous way in which I previously communicated… SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+use+on+Tuesdays.
It’s for use on Tuesdays. SCORE 23
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+stupid+if+it+works.
It ain’t stupid if it works. SCORE 27
Is+this+your+gaaaaalfrieeeeend
Is this your gaaaaalfrieeeeend SCORE 26
Elon+just+woke+up%26%238230%3B
Elon just woke up… SCORE 33
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+that+easy%26%238230%3B
It’s just that easy… SCORE 31
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She+said+yes%21
She said yes! SCORE 41
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14 year old Boy Wanted To Know If John Cleese had a fan club SCORE 138
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Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 84
Graphic+designers+will+know%26%238230%3B
Graphic designers will know… SCORE 129
The+National+Beard+and+Mustache+Competition+never+disappoints.
The National Beard and Mustache Competition never disappoints. SCORE 77
MURICA%21
MURICA! SCORE 135
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