we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
like that! SCORE 53
textbook-ception SCORE 50
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
i want to squash his face SCORE 46
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
rowboatcop SCORE 26
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
call me dr SCORE 32
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
how could you, son? SCORE 41
advantage me? SCORE 54
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
genius SCORE 26
when the hunger hits SCORE 57
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
today was a good day SCORE 38