my little angel SCORE 15
oh the irony SCORE 28
he’s six…teen SCORE 21
goomba on the roomba SCORE 26
why is it pink? SCORE 47
the best email signature SCORE 27
everyday this bird wakes up and chooses violence SCORE 23
vibes are all wrong SCORE 20
i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30
i am the problem SCORE 19
studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34
safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26
don’t parent with fear SCORE 39
a terrible mistake was made SCORE 31
well this is awkward SCORE 20
about to find out if i’m a robot or not SCORE 17
spelling is important SCORE 18
the dream life SCORE 33
what i mean when i say i want a cheese sandwich SCORE 19
what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17
floofy bootie SCORE 31
bears playing human SCORE 23
historical delicacy SCORE 17
okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10
i’m scared but intrigued at the same time SCORE 30
nice shirt, kid SCORE 24
i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11
cool ranch beanie SCORE 21
you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34
the right way to let someone know you see a dog SCORE 17
directed by peter jackson SCORE 23
important enrichment time SCORE 11
