How do you hook up with a fat chick? SCORE -3
I want to marry my bed. SCORE 126
The leaning tower of Jackson. SCORE 107
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. SCORE 82
In an alternate universe. SCORE 191
My morning exercise routine. SCORE 157
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
Perfect timing. SCORE 202
Words. SCORE 237
Scumbag Mcgonagall. SCORE 220
Trolling from the dead. SCORE 176
The actual size of a blue whale heart SCORE 118
Fluffy friends. SCORE 106
True terror… SCORE 207
Accurate. SCORE 303
The bacon tea towel. SCORE 61
It’s a mini me! SCORE 176
Every time I start watching the new season of a show. SCORE 134
The cocoon. SCORE 218
People with allergies can understand. SCORE 204
How to grow a panda. SCORE 131
Balloon lamps. SCORE 217
This way! I know a shortcut! SCORE 117
The joys of daylight savings time. SCORE 435
Taylor Swift’s new album. SCORE 230
Why girls go to the bathroom in groups. SCORE 305
Winning. SCORE 417
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 370
D’aww. SCORE 194
Twist! SCORE 67
Why being a cat is awesome. SCORE 146
How the internet works. SCORE 120