Slow Robot
When+someone+greets+you+by+name%26%238230%3B
%2Asuddenly+feels+unsafe%2A
*suddenly feels unsafe* SCORE 28
Preach%2C+Papa.
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Gave+me+a+reason+to+shower%2C+anyway.
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 42
I+PUT+TEAR+GAS+ON+MY+EGGS+FOR+BREAKFAST
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
2020+does+not+look+good+on+me%26%238230%3B+bro
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+agree+on+much%2C+but+please+understand.
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29
Beware+the+danger.
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Be+petty
Be petty SCORE 35
ONE+MORE+TIME%21
ONE MORE TIME! SCORE 41
A+dress+made+out+of+porcelain+pieces+from+the+Qing+dynasty
A dress made out of porcelain pieces from the Qing dynasty SCORE 29
Corona+bad.
Corona bad. SCORE 28
281+retweets%2C+302+%3C3
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
%F0%9F%A4%94
🤔 SCORE 20
Technically+Google+is+not+at+fault+for+how+lost+you+are%26%238230%3B.
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Preparation+pays+off.
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Feed+the+birds%26%238230%3B+tuppence+a+bag.
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Shield+thy+neighbour.
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28
the+gods+are+pleased+with+this+individual
the gods are pleased with this individual SCORE 29
We+need+you%2C+bud.
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
The+best+weapon+against+Nazis%2C+turns+out.
The best weapon against Nazis, turns out. SCORE 25
US+senator+open+calls+for+executions+of+Americans%2C+BTW
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Le+sigh%26%238230%3B
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Discovered+a+shop+entrance+11+feet+below+the+current+shops%26%238230%3B
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Black+Lives+Matter+Plaza+by+order+of+Mayor+Bowser
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Breonna+Taylor%26%238217%3Bs+killers+are+not+in+custody.+Who+else%3F
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Let+it+happen.
Let it happen. SCORE 34
LVL+Up+to+chemical+warfare%21
LVL Up to chemical warfare! SCORE 25
This+5+legged+toad+from+Springfield%2C+probably.
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Who+will+you+call+then%3F
Who will you call then? SCORE 19
Top+ten+ways+to+get+out+of+the+draft%26%238230%3B
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
But+if+I+unfriend+you%2C+who+will+explain+that+you+missed+the+point%3F
But if I unfriend you, who will explain that you missed the point? SCORE 31
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I+don%26%238217%3Bt+remember+the+song+going+quite+like+that.
I don’t remember the song going quite like that. SCORE 25
Club+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+handle+me+rite+meow%21%21
Club can’t even handle me rite meow!! SCORE 11
Let+me+slip+in+to+something+more%26%238230%3B.comfortable.
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+fluffy%21
It’s so fluffy! SCORE 147
Hug+a+hedgehog.
Hug a hedgehog. SCORE 150
The+Pledge+of+Allegiance
The Pledge of Allegiance SCORE 12
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